You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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