it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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