I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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