if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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