Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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