doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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