I am in a vortex of obligation.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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