yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
