We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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