either way he was missing a nipple.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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