Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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