My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
All the doctor said was why
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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