No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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