Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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