Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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