Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Porn is love you can see.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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