Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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