Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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