Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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