please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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