Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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