We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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