I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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