i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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