fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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