I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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