Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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