I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
dude. I can hear the air.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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