No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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