yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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