i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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