yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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