wake up i wanna do it froggy style
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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