i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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