I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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