i will never coherently bang her
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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