Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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