just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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