it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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