I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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