Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
