Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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