I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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