The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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