I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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