i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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