Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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