Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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