Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
