Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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