I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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