i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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