normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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