Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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