Life is so much better after having sex.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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