We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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