is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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