I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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